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"Roswell" Skin and Bones (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Max: Well I guess the natural place to start is... that I'm an alien... a hybrid actually. You know, human DNA mixed up with alien DNA... that kind of thing. Oh, I almost forgot, my sister Isabel and our friend Michael are also a little green around the gills.

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Maria: Girlfriend. Like, I know that we bonded over the summer, but I'm not quite ready to show you the bod just yet.

Max: No. I was just wondering if you'd heard from Liz yet.

Maria: Not since you asked me an hour ago. No.

Max: I heard you on the phone with her.

Maria: Max, little advice. The girl goes off to some aunt in Florida for the entire summer and barely says good-bye to you. In layman's terms, she blew you off big time. I mean, and look at you. Look, you're like a groveling dog.

[in a whiny voice]

Maria: Have you heard from Liz today? Did Liz call?

[end whiny voice]

Maria: No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta play it cool, all right? Let her come to you.

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Max: No rock stands a chance against Michael Guerin.

Michael: Our fearless leader.

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Nesedo: Sheriff Valenti, welcome to the ever-burgeoning "I know an alien" club.

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Michael: You're our leader. Why don't you lead us?

Max: Fine! Crack some more rocks.

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Liz: I'm not a dork, I just enjoy science.

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Maria: So, I hear ex-cons are really great in bed.

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