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Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: Did you have fun? Where you been? I'm asking you man to man where you took my daughter in the middle of the night.

Max: We went to the desert. We didn't do anything wrong.

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: It was wrong for you to see her at all. You know that.

Max: I'm sorry. I love her.

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: I don't give a damn about your love. Because of you, my daughter was arrested for armed robbery. She could've been killed! Did you ever think about that? Tell me you're not dangerous, Max. Tell me that being with you doesn't put my little girl's life in jeopardy. Yeah, that's what I thought. So now this is gonna stop. It's gonna stop right now. And you are never to see Liz again. And if you do. If I find out that you as much as sat next to her in class she'll be on the next plane to Vermont.

Max: Vermont?

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: The Winnaman Academy. It's an all-girls boarding school. Her mother and I filled out all the paperwork and the application was accepted. So all I've got to do is write a check and put Liz on the next plane.

Max: You would do that? You would do that just to.

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Parker: Just to keep her away from you. Yes, I would. And I will. Goodbye, Max.

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Max: Michael, what you're about to do is not a plan. It's not an idea. It's something you think about in your mind and then you come up with something better.

Michael: Yeah, I don't have anything better.

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Steve: You're a crazy bastard. You know that?

Michael: Welcome to my world.

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