Rosemary Clooney: Oh, you startled me!
Boris Karloff: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rosemary Clooney: Oh, it's just that I...
Boris Karloff: You don't have to explain to me, Rosemary. In the mornings when I look in the shaving mirror, I frighten myself.
Rosemary Clooney: You do?
Boris Karloff: Well, how you react to the sight of a razor held to your throat by... Boris Karloff?
Uncle Boris: Now let's begin our story. It's called "Little Red Riding Hood". No no no, Sarah Jane. It is not about a red-haired hood who's taken for a ride. Shame on you for even thinking such a thing.
Woodcutter: Oh, it's you, Big Bad Wolf. For a minute there, I thought you were...
Woodcutter, The Big Bad Wolf: Boris Karloff.
The Big Bad Wolf: Yes, everybody thinks that.