- Emma Standish: You don't get it, do you? Janice is his long lost daughter. She searches for him high and low. She reveals to him who she is.
- Rosemary Boxer: And then he hits her on the head with a rock?
- Emma Standish: Exactly.
- Laura Thyme: Why would he do that, Emma?
- Emma Standish: Well... you can't expect me to fill in every last detail. Who knows how a man would react when he's confronted by a long lost relative? You know what men are like!
- Laura Thyme: This... doesn't smell right, you know. It just... doesn't... smell right
- Rosemary Boxer: Doesn't it?
- Laura Thyme: No, it doesn't.