Jackie Harris: Roseanne, are you okay?
Roseanne Conner: No I'm not okay! I mean I tried to be okay, but I'm not okay because he doesn't want me to be okay, he doesn't want any of us to be okay! Because *he's* not okay!
Roseanne Conner: [after all the women punch their time cards] I guess we're not going to meet our quota today after all, honey bunch.
Waitress: My Marvin passed away about 7 years ago. I miss him. He was a good man. The hardest part is going home at night to an empty house. It's so damn quiet. Y'know, sometimes, I turn on the ball game and turn it up real loud like he used to do. And I hate sports! But what are you gonna do?