When Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job, everyone hopes there will be money left over for something extra for themselves. When it turns out that, after the bills are paid, there will barely be enough left to buy one thing, Dan and Roseanne each buy themselves a luxury item on the sly. Darlene is scolded for lying, but they each ask her to hide the truth about something. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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The first episode where Michael Fishman played D.J. See more
When Dan sits down at the table to give Darlene a lecture, there are no placemats in front of him; Roseanne had just stacked them onto hers. At the end of his sentence, there are a few stacked in front of him, and only one is in front of Roseanne. See more
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You know what the fastest way to a man's heart is?
Yeah... through his chest.