D.J. comes running in the house with a skinned knee. Dan and Roseanne take him to the kitchen to get fixed up, but when Dan slings open the freezer door to get ice, he accidentally hits Roseanne in the face, knocking out a tooth. After a few failed attempts earlier in their relationship, Darlene and David finally have sex for the first time. They also get the responses to their college applications. David doesn't get in, but Darlene does, prompting her to hide the truth... at first. Determined to be allowed to go to this art school in Chicago, Darlene enlists her Aunt Jackie's help to try and talk Roseanne into letting her go. Dan gets a job with the City. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[about Dan's new job
A job with the City! Three hundred and fifteen sick days a year... plus Flag Day!
[Dan and Roseanne high-five
Good paying, medical insurance, and the best part is; since it's civil service, no matter how much I screw up... they can't fire me!
References The Addams Family