Roseanne and Dan are called down to the school to see D.J.'s teacher because he refuses to write his homework on the board, and his teacher is concerned that D.J. may have a learning ... See full summary »

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Roseanne and Dan are called down to the school to see D.J.'s teacher because he refuses to write his homework on the board, and his teacher is concerned that D.J. may have a learning disability. Dan discovers that it is not because he can't do the work, but because he is at that age where boys sometimes get an involuntary erection, and D.J. is embarrassed to stand up. The family meets David's new girlfriend, Dinah. Darlene discovers that David is actually developing feelings for Becky. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

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14 December 1994 (USA)  »

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[last lines]
Roseanne Conner: [a behind the scene look; on the kitchen set, about the episode's subject matter] Oh come on, Neil, give us a break. It's just a normal, everyday, biological function. We have to call it something.
ABC Censor: [title card, Neil Conrad, Network Censor] I'm sorry, Roseanne. None of these expressions are acceptable on network television.
Roseanne Conner: [reading from a list] Okay. Well what about, "pitching a trouser tent"?
ABC Censor: No!
Roseanne Conner: "Bootin' up the hard drive"?
ABC Censor: No!
Roseanne Conner: "Charming the anaconda"?
ABC Censor: "What" the anaconda?
Roseanne Conner: "Charming"...
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