Roseanne and Dan are called down to the school to see D.J.'s teacher because he refuses to write his homework on the board, and his teacher is concerned that D.J. may have a learning disability. Dan discovers that it is not because he can't do the work, but because he is at that age where boys sometimes get an involuntary erection, and D.J. is embarrassed to stand up. The family meets David's new girlfriend, Dinah. Darlene discovers that David is actually developing feelings for Becky. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[to the tune of "Dashing Through the Snow"
# Walking through the house/ Looking for a beer/ Open up the icebox door/ Oh my! There's one right here. #
References Forrest Gump