Roseanne: Hey Darlene, you're late.
Darlene Conner: I know, I got hung up at school.
Roseanne: Well two people already's been calling lookin' for their newspapers,
Darlene Conner: [slams down her books] Damn!
Roseanne: Well, there's no need to cuss for hell's sake!
Dan: [about Becky's loud music] Would you please turn that down? I'm trying to watch the game.
Becky: I'm trying to learn Biology.
Dan: Well, all you need to know about Biology is that the head bone's connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone's going to be broken unless you get up there and turn that down.
Roseanne: What are you smiling at, hot stuff?
Dan: Well, wait a minute. What's this in my pocket? It could be. It might be. It is. Holy cow, it's a honeymoon! Why, yes, it's paradise.
Jackie: Ohh, another guy who thinks he's got paradise in his jeans.