Roseanne decides to join the Lanford Women's Association to develop contacts for her restaurant, especially since Leon is opposed to her being the one to do it. In an effort to suck-up, Roseanne makes D.J. play with one of the member's weird son, Elijah. Dan discovers that, instead of going to school every evening, Mark has been going to the Lobo Lounge because he dropped out, and didn't want Becky to know. In a special cameo skit at the end, the famous "Luke" and "Laura", from "General Hospital", compare hardships with Dan and Roseanne. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[Mark failed a test
You, Mrs. Conner, you always thought I was stupid!
[hands her the test
Now here's your proof. Go ahead, make your jokes.
Well, it's... really not funny now that we... know it's true. In fact, it's kinda saaad. Or at least... not as funny.
References Guiding Light