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"Roseanne" Shower the People You Love with Stuff (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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[Lecy Goranson reprises her role as Becky after an extended absence from the show lasting over two years]

Roseanne Conner: [to Becky, who enters the room carrying a drop-cloth she was sent to find] Where in the *hell* have you been?

Becky Conner-Healy: [referring to the drop-cloth] Don't yell at me, Mother. I was getting this.

Roseanne Conner: Well it took you long enough! Seems like you've been gone for three years!

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Darlene Conner: Where the hell have you been?

Becky Conner-Healy: [chuckles] Why does everyone keep saying that to me?

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Roseanne Conner: [taken aback by the current prices of baby cribs; Jackie reads off the model names of the cribs] Well find me one called the "I Need a Cheap Replacement, 'Cause My Sister Stole Mine".

Jackie Harris: Maybe, that would be next to the one called "The Indian Giver".

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Jackie Harris: [doesn't recognize several elderly women at the baby shower] Who are these women, and why are they here?

Roseanne Conner: Well, they're Mom's friends, and the great thing is that most of them are senile, so we can hit 'em up for presents twice.

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Darlene Conner: [refuses to help make food for the baby shower] If it was up to me, I'd just put out a fifty-pound bag of "old people chow".

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