Darlene Conner: Can I have a dollar for a cherry guzzle?
Roseanne: Didn't you bring money?
Darlene Conner: Yeah but I'm not spending it on food.
Roseanne: Well a cherry guzzle isn't food, it's toxic waste.
Roseanne: Feel like a chili dog?
Jackie Harris: Among other things. How bout you, Beck? You want a chili dog?
Becky: No, I'm never eating again.
Roseanne: Well you're still doing the dishes.
Becky: All the girls at the dance will have a dress like this. If I don't get this dress, I'll look like a freak and none of the boys will want to dance with me.
Roseanne: So dance with the girls.