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(TV Series)

(1989)

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Becky: Mom, Darlene and DJ are killing each other out there.

Roseanne: What's the bad news?

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Darlene Conner: Can I have a dollar for a cherry guzzle?

Roseanne: Didn't you bring money?

Darlene Conner: Yeah but I'm not spending it on food.

Roseanne: Well a cherry guzzle isn't food, it's toxic waste.

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Roseanne: Feel like a chili dog?

Jackie Harris: Among other things. How bout you, Beck? You want a chili dog?

Becky: No, I'm never eating again.

Roseanne: Well you're still doing the dishes.

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Darlene Conner: I think I'll go upstairs and lay down.

Becky: *Lie* down.

Darlene Conner: Shut up.

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Becky: All the girls at the dance will have a dress like this. If I don't get this dress, I'll look like a freak and none of the boys will want to dance with me.

Roseanne: So dance with the girls.

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D.J. Conner: Look what I got you, a shoe horn.

Roseanne: Why don't you take it upstairs, wrap it and surprise me?

D.J. Conner: Okay.

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