Keith Faber: How long you been here, anyway?
Roseanne Conner: Long enough.
Keith Faber: Your, uh, personnel file says, "11 years".
Roseanne Conner: You know, the last three supervisors was checking out my personnel file, but, do you see any of them around here?
Vonda: [talking about how unrealistic the factory supervisor, Faber, is being] Well, somebody need to go and talk to Faber.
Jackie Harris: [looking at Roseanne] "Somebody"... needs to set this guy straight.
Vonda: [looking at Roseanne] Right. "Somebody"... really does.
Roseanne Conner: Well, "Somebody" doesn't feel like it, so just forget about it. Jeez, I mean, you're talking about a guy that wants to see my head mounted above the woman's restroom. Forget it!
Jackie Harris: [after Roseanne comes out of Mr. Faber's office] You okay, sis?
Roseanne Conner: [upset] No, I'm not okay! I mean, I tried to be okay, but he doesn't want me to be okay! He doesn't want *any* of us to be okay! You know why? Because *he's* not okay! Okay?
Jackie: It's high time that we thank the woman responsible for our emancipation: my sister, ex-Wellman employee, and a heckuva woman in her own right.... What was your name again?
Roseanne: Sally Field!
Keith Faber: Roseanne, I told you not to walk away from me!
Roseanne Conner: I'm walking away from you, Faber, and I'm walking away from this stinkin' factory, and I'm walking away from this lousy job.
[Roseanne punches out, quits]
Keith Faber: [after Roseanne quits by dramatically punching out, and tossing her time-card on the floor] Well, that was a wonderful performance, Roseanne, but if any of you are considering joining her, may I point out there are two doors to this room; one that pays, and one that doesn't.
Roseanne Conner: [following Roseanne's lead, Jackie punches out, quits. Vonda punches out, quits. Sylvia punches out, quits. Crystal punches out, quits] I guess we're not going to make our quota today, hunny-bunch.