While making his famous chili, Dan awaits a phone call about a badly-needed construction job, and has to run Jackie off the phone. Dan expresses his annoyance with Jackie always being over at their house to Roseanne, but while Dan and Roseanne are taking a relationship test in the back of a teen magazine for fun, his annoyances about Jackie come to the surface in front of her. When she comments that he wouldn't even notice so much if he had a job, Dan is pushed too far. Darlene is making a castle for extra credit because she is flunking History, but D.J. accidentally destroys it, causing a fight between the two. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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While Dan is cooking his chili, the kitchen cabinet door on the wall, near the stove, is cracked open five or six inches. At one point between two lines, the cabinet door is closed, then it is back open again. See more
I hear you did some major redecorating of Darlene's castle.
I didn't mean to!
I know you didn't.
Darlene called me stupid.
You're not stupid, you're just clumsy like your daddy.