The Conners prepare for the 'Founding Fathers Day' celebration in Lanford. Roseanne sets up a food booth, where she meets the one and only, Loretta Lynn. D.J. and his Woodchuck Troup, put on the town play reenacting the signing of Lanford's incorporation. Their family's own founding father, Dan, gets a job selling hot tubs. And last, but not least, Darlene protests the Conner's involvement in the whole "meat industrial complex" with vandalism at her mother's diner that lands her in more than just hot water. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[to her Mom
This isn't about money! How can I make you get this? This was once a beautiful living thing, 'till someone put a bolt-gun to it's head and chopped it up, and now you want me to serve it to someone, so they can make their stomach into a graveyard for it.
References Charlie's Angels