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"Roseanne" Isn't It Romantic? (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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David Healy: I am *not* sexist. I'm much too frightened of women to be sexist.

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Roseanne: Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.

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Dan Conner: Prepare yourself for a treat... let the romance begin.

Roseanne: [Dan hands her a videotape] "Romancing the Bone"?

Dan Conner: Yeah, I figured we could pop it in for a few minutes, watch it, and then, you know...

Roseanne: Then what? Barf?

Dan Conner: I did something wrong, didn't I?

Roseanne: No, Dan, you just did everything wrong. This is nothing but disgusting, pornographic filth.

Dan Conner: It's got "romance" in the title.

Roseanne: It's just some sicko male fantasy that only appeals to other sicko males.

Dan Conner: It can't be just for men. It's got scenes with only women.

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