Fred climbs out of the doghouse with Jackie by gathering inspiration from her soaps, and figuring out a romantic way to propose to her. David climbs into the doghouse with Darlene by commenting that it's a woman's obligation to bear children. Dan joins David in the doghouse when his attempt to be romantic with Roseanne fall short. Roseanne dreams of being romanced by the men on One Life to Live (1968). Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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This episode marks the first time we see the Conner family's fake fireplace turned on. See more
Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face.
References Romancing the Bone