Thanksgiving for the Conners starts on a sour note with the news Dan won't be able to make it home for the holiday. However, Roseanne is thrilled she can afford to have the meal catered instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen. Family squabbles combined with a shocking revelation by Bev nearly ruins the evening. The family must contend with the fact that money does not necessarily buy happiness. Written by
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When Darlene confronts Roseanne in the living room, you an see both sides of the kitchen have been altered. You can see the top right wall end and the laundry room through the kitchen windows has disappeared. See more
How're you doing, Darlene?
Well I have morning sickness, evening sickness, roll down the car window when you drive sickness, my rings don't fit, my shoes don't fit, my clothes don't fit, and if you have time to sit a spell, I'll tell you about my brand new hemorrhoids.
Takes about 10 minutes.