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"Roseanne" Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Roseanne Conner: Now you won't have to take all those pills.

Doris: I won't?

Roseanne Conner: No, women who yell don't need pills. Men invented pills to shut women up.

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Mark Healy: You change your clothes 8 times a day?

Astrid Wentworth: On average.

Jackie Harris: We don't have 8 changes of clothes total. What're we going to do?

Roseanne Conner: I watched that Martha Stewart, we'll be fine.

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Jackie Harris: Mommy's playing football, and mommy's kicking butt!

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Roseanne Conner: Say 'I'm not taking any crap from anyone'.

Doris: I am...

Roseanne Conner: Stop! It's not 'I am', it's 'I'm'.

Doris: I'm not taking any... do I have to say the C word?

Roseanne Conner: Yes you do, Doris, because that's the most important word.

Doris: I'm not taking any crap from anyone.

Roseanne Conner: That was good but are you serving tea, Doris? get mad and say it.

Doris: [louder] I'm not taking any crap from anyone!

Roseanne Conner: Good, now personalize it, make it your own.

Doris: [louder] I'm not taking any damn crap from anyone!

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Roseanne Conner: Maybe if you'd yell you wouldn't have to drink all the time and start foreign wars.

Doris: We don't start wars, we just profit from them.

Grandmama Lily: Oh honey, we start them.

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