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"Roseanne" Halloween IV (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)

(1992)

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Jackie Harris: Did you see the Great Pumpkin last night?

Roseanne: No, Dan wore pajamas.

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Jackie Harris: Hey, Happy Halloween! Did you see the great pumpkin last night?

Roseanne: No, Dan wore pajamas...

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Ghost of Hallowe'en Present: I am the Ghost of Halloween Present.

Roseanne: No you're not, you're some big piece of candy corn!

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Roseanne: [to the candy corn shaped ghost of Halloween present] I hope nobody sees me with you, I'm supposed to be on Slim Fast.

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Roseanne: [to the ghost of Halloween past] There's some other stuff from my past I want to see again. Like this one time I wrapped a coon skin cap on my skateboard and pushed it out into traffic yelling 'look out for my dog!'

[the ghost laughs]

Roseanne: That, I wouldn't mind seeing twice.

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Darlene Conner: [entering the living room dressed as a crow pecked Tippi Hedren] Well, what do you think?

Roseanne: Well it's nice to see you in a skirt again.

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Roseanne: [everybody at the lodge party is talking bad about Roseanne] Defend me, Dan!

Dan Conner: [to the lodge members] Hey! Try living with the woman!

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