Jackie Harris: Hey, Happy Halloween! Did you see the great pumpkin last night?
Roseanne: No, Dan wore pajamas...
Ghost of Hallowe'en Present: I am the Ghost of Halloween Present.
Roseanne: No you're not, you're some big piece of candy corn!
Roseanne: [to the candy corn shaped ghost of Halloween present] I hope nobody sees me with you, I'm supposed to be on Slim Fast.
Roseanne: [to the ghost of Halloween past] There's some other stuff from my past I want to see again. Like this one time I wrapped a coon skin cap on my skateboard and pushed it out into traffic yelling 'look out for my dog!'
[the ghost laughs]
Roseanne: That, I wouldn't mind seeing twice.
Darlene Conner: [entering the living room dressed as a crow pecked Tippi Hedren] Well, what do you think?
Roseanne: Well it's nice to see you in a skirt again.