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"Roseanne" Guilt by Disassociation (TV Episode 1989) Poster

(TV Series)

(1989)

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Roseanne Conner: Phil, he works over there at, ah, Garvin Meat Packing plant, and he got me an interview for a job tomorrow.

Dan Conner: Yeah? What do you know about packin' meat?

Roseanne Conner: Well, I've been living with a rump-roast for 15 years.

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Roseanne Conner: [to Jackie] Oh, they're not gonna hire me. They're gonna hire some chickie with a tight skirt, and a loose everything-else.

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Muriel: [conducting a job interview with Roseanne] Oh no pressure, I like you already. You drove down an alley that's forbidden to cars, and you parked in a fire lane. The point is, you got here on time, you know how to get things done.

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Roseanne: [offering to the family] Hey, I got one more pancake.

D.J.: I want French toast!

Roseanne: Well, you better move to Europe.

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