[Dan and Roseanne are arguing about how their children turned out during their worst fight of the series
They're failures, Roseanne, and the only reason you won't admit it is because you'll have to admit you failed as a mother!
The only way I failed as a mother is to let Becky and Darlene get married so young that they threw their whole life away on a man, just like I did.
You didn't throw away a thing.
Yes, I did, Dan, I threw everything away.