Part 1 of 2: D.J. is busted at school for having obscene reading material. Dan meets with the principal, but dreads it, because he is certain that the reading material D.J. brought to school is one of his porno magazines. He soon discovers that the reading material is far more sick and twisted than just a skin magazine; begging the question of where D.J. got it, and leaving him speechless by the answer. Roseanne and Dan discover that Jackie has been keeping a dark secret, and each of them try to help her by dealing with it in their own, unique, way. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
Did You Know?
The two "police officers" who take Dan into custody both wear generic "SECURITY OFFICER" flashes on the shoulder of the uniform, not "POLICE". See more
[to her Dad
That's it! Hire a hearse! Pick out a plot!
[opens his bathroom door, holding a water cannon
It's over, Rat-boy!
References Crime and Punishment