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"Roseanne" Canoga Time (TV Episode 1989) Poster

(TV Series)

(1989)

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Dan Conner: That's my Canoga Beer Cuckoo clock.

Roseanne: You mean the one where the drunk bear comes out every hour and burps?

Dan Conner: That's the Canoga Bear. And he doesn't burp, he growls.

Roseanne: Burps.

Dan Conner: Growls.

Roseanne: Burps.

Dan Conner: Growls.

Roseanne: Burps.

Dan Conner: Growls.

Roseanne: Dan, he pops out of there with his beer mug. The belching bear goes!

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Becky: Why don't you just kiss my butt?

Darlene: Well, haul it on over here, Jumbo!

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Booker Brooks: [trying to explain to Jackie why he is so late for their date] I was on the phone with my mother.

[Jackie makes a face, Dan snickers]

Booker Brooks: I was!

Roseanne: Jeeze, Booker, you ought to take a shovel around with you when you travel.

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Dan Conner: Listen to this.

[sets clock to the hour, then sings]

Dan Conner: Any time's the perfect time for a Canoga Beer! The bear's the one to have friends and fun, so have a Canoga Beer! Ca-no-ga!

[Bear comes out of the clock and burps]

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Jackie Harris: [Examining a rock concert t-shirt] I don't remember getting this.

Roseanne: I think you got that the same night you got that hissing viper tattoo.

D.J. Conner: You have a tattoo? Can I see?

Roseanne: You're too young.

Dan Conner: Oooh, can I see?

Roseanne: You're too eager.

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