Darlene is fed up with David, who has been secretly living with her for months instead of his mother in Michigan, as Dan and Roseanne believe, but feels guilty for constantly having to lie to her parents. A miserable Becky unfairly blames Roseanne for Mark walking out on her. Tired of being blamed for the whole mess, Roseanne tries to get Mark to patch things up with Becky, seeking him out at his friend's apartment. Roseanne discovers the truth about where David is from Mark's confused roommate, prompting her to go to Chicago, and drag David home with her, but lies to Dan about why David is back in the house. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
Did You Know?
Mark can be heard uttering the "F" word (under his breath) after Roseanne discovers that Darlene is living with David. See more
When Becky walks into the kitchen for the second time, the microphone appears from above. See more
You want something to drink?
Yeah, thanks. Um, I think a big tumbler of penicillin would really hit the spot right now.