[Darlene and Becky are babysitting]
Darlene: I'll feed, you wipe.
[Darlene and Becky are taking care of a baby who won't stop crying]
Darlene: Change his diaper.
Becky: I changed him already.
Darlene: Well maybe you did it wrong.
[In baby talk]
Darlene: Maybe you gave him a baby wedgie.