- Becky Conner-Healy: [about going to college] I'm 21, I'm too old.
- Roseanne Conner: Well, to marry Jerry Lee Lewis maybe, but anything else, no.
- Jackie Harris: [entering the trailer] All right, I've spent all day thinking of happy, uplifting things to say.
- Darlene Conner: Great, can I buy one off of you?
- David Healy: Uh, Darlene, where should I put this beer?
- Darlene Conner: Just put it in the kitchen.
- [looks around the trailer]
- Darlene Conner: That is unless we're already *in* the kitchen.