Trying to conceive another child, Roseanne puts Dan on a "love-making schedule", to no avail. Jackie discovers that she's pregnant from her one-night-stand with Fred, and is hesitant about telling him. Roseanne has no problem spreading Jackie's good news to their Mother, and their friends, but is stopped before she can tell Fred. To relieve the pressure and disappointment, Dan and Roseanne decide to stop actually trying to get pregnant, and let nature take it's course. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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When Fred takes the lid off the pickle jar for Roseanne at the restaurant, he puts it on the counter, and the label is turned away from him. The camera cuts away from him for a moment while Jackie is talking, the label is still positioned away from him, and when it cuts back to him at the end of Jackie's sentence, the label is now facing him. See more
[Roseanne is on the bed holding her legs in the air
Rosie... what are you doing this time?
I'm directing your sperms where to go.
Please. I think my *boys* know their way around a fallopian tube.
I don't know, Dan, I think they're getting old, I hear 'em wheezing around in there.