Okay hunny, come on.
No! Dan. Uh, this stuff is impossible to understand! These laws and explaination of laws; no human being can really understand these things, you know! That's why you gotta go get some $200-an-hour lawyer to even explain the crap to you, you know, and I can't afford $200-an-hour!
Ed - IRS Office Clerk
Hey, lady! We don't write the stinkin' laws! You got a complaint, talk to the idiots in Washington!