June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: [Roseanne talks about finding reefer and thinking it's David's] Reefer?
Roseanne Conner: Ask Eddie Haskell.
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: Girls kissing girls... vulgar language, and teenaged sex!
Roseanne Conner: Yeah that stuff is kinda bad... you wanna hear how much I make?
[everybody huddles, Roseanne tells them]
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: Oh my God... why, *I'd* make out with a chick for that kind of cash!
Louise Jefferson, TV Mom #3: Any one of you, let's go.
Roseanne Conner: Maybe if you would've spoken your mind once in a while, Beav wouldn't have gotten killed in Nam.
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: That's a rumor, Beaver's alive!
Roseanne Conner: Well he ain't working.