June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: [Roseanne talks about finding reefer and thinking it's David's] Reefer?
Roseanne Conner: Ask Eddie Haskell.
Roseanne Conner: In this house, I'm in charge and father knows squat.
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: Girls kissing girls... vulgar language, and teenaged sex!
Roseanne Conner: Yeah that stuff is kinda bad... you wanna hear how much I make?
[everybody huddles, Roseanne tells them]
June Cleaver, TV Mom #1: Oh my God... why, *I'd* make out with a chick for that kind of cash!
Louise Jefferson, TV Mom #3: Any one of you, let's go.