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"Roseanne" A Stash from the Past (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

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Dan Conner: I put it away twenty years ago when we quit.

Roseanne Conner: We quit? I just thought we were out.

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Jackie: Look at me, I've got nothin'. No boyfriend, no meaningful job, no husband, no family. It's just me. It's just me and my ganja.

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Jackie: [Jackie is stoned and laying the bathtub] Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

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Jackie Harris: Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

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D.J. Conner: Mom, can Billy sleep over here tonight?

Roseanne Conner: No! He's rude, and I don't like his parents.

D.J. Conner: Well then, can I sleep over there?

Roseanne Conner: Yeah, sure.

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D.J. Conner: I forgot my sleeping bag! Where is it?

Roseanne Conner: Oh, you know it's behind the house, past the yard in that building where your father always is with the tools and the car!

D.J. Conner: Thanks, Mom!

Roseanne Conner: Oh my God. I'm, like, the worst mother on the face of the Earth.

Dan Conner: No, you're not.

Roseanne Conner: Yes I am, Dan. I don't even know where I sent my kid. Say he falls down or something and breaks one of his organs and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!

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