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"Rome" The Spoils (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Mascius: You and Pullo are like Castor and Pollux.

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[Upon seeing graffiti depicting him, literally, stabbing Caesar in the back]

Marcus Junius Brutus: [to a slave] Erase that.

[Cassius appears]

Cassius: I don't know why you're bothering, it's on every wall, every hill in the city... I wouldn't worry too much about scribbles on the wall, Brutus. King Caesar knows you're his loyal friend.

Marcus Junius Brutus: Oh I'm not worried about that, it's just... Do I really look like that?

Cassius: It's near.

[Short pause]

Marcus Junius Brutus: But that's tragic.

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[In his cell, awaiting execution, Pullo catches a single cockroach and holds it up to the sky]

Titus Pullo: Janus, Gaia and Dis, I humbly beg you accept this creature as my offering, and if it pleases you, I ask you to give Eirene long life... and same for my friend Lucius Vorenus and his family, if it's not too much. And let Eirene know, I'm sorry for what I did.

[crushes the cockroach]

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Gaius Julius Caesar: I don't think I can take another one of Cicero's eulogies.

Mark Antony: He praises you so long and high one might think he was being sincere.

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Marcus Junius Brutus: The plebs love to see the betters fight. It's cheaper than theatre and the blood is real.

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Cassius: The people will not accept a tyrant's death unless a Brutus holds the knife.

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Gaius Octavian: Did you? Did you have him killed?

Gaius Julius Caesar: I didn't even know he existed, until he no longer did.

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Mascius: What are you doing here? I thought you said Pullo is dead to you.

Lucius Vorenus: He will be dead to all soon.

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Gaius Julius Caesar: You know I've always looked upon you as a son.

Marcus Junius Brutus: Oh dear, one of those conversations.

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Marcus Junius Brutus: Had you told me you were to march on Rome, and asked me for my allegiance, I would have given it. I would have judged you insane, but I would have given you my allegiance because I look on you as my father. But you did not ask me for my allegiance. You demanded it at sword point. *I* betrayed nothing.

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Gaius Julius Caesar: I trust you completely.

Marcus Junius Brutus: So much so that you would send me from Rome to govern Macedonia. Well. Thank you, I am honored, but I will not go.

Gaius Julius Caesar: It is in my legal power to insist that you do go.

Marcus Junius Brutus: As my father. As my father I looked on you!

Gaius Julius Caesar: For a year or so, no more. Until the city's stable.

Marcus Junius Brutus: [near tears] Forgive me. I feel unwell. Perhaps we can finish this game another time.

Gaius Julius Caesar: Be reasonable! You're on every wall with a knife at my throat! It would be foolish to ignore it.

Marcus Junius Brutus: Only tyrants need worry about tyrant killers.

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Marcus Junius Brutus: Mother... I owe Caesar no more friendship. I must do my duty.

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Mark Antony: Your mother is a vicious and heartless creature. But I find I am wretched without her.

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Titus Pullo: Don't you talk the thirteenth!

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[Marched into the arena, Pullo tosses down his sword and sits on the sand. The crowd boos]

Gladiator #1: Stand up and fight!

Titus Pullo: I don't want to.

Gladiator #1: That's not how it works. You're supposed to resist.

Titus Pullo: Not if I don't want to. I just want to die, all right? So go ahead and kill me and be done with it.

Gladiator #2: Bollocks!

[pokes Pullo with his spear]

Gladiator #2: Move!

Gladiator #1: What's wrong with you? Where's your dignity?

[No response]

Gladiator #2: Hey, soldier, wake up! Why don't you come here and suck my cock?

[No response]

Gladiator #1: Look, just hold your sword. Just stand up and hold it, that's all, you don't have to run about or anything.

Gladiator #2: You're naught but a bloody molly! You and the whole Thirteenth! Naught but bloody mollys!

Titus Pullo: [looks up] Don't talk the Thirteenth.

Gladiator #2: Eh?

[laughs]

Gladiator #2: I piss on the Thirteenth!

Gladiator #1: [laughing] Pigspawn, all of them.

[Picking up on the theme, the crowd laughs derisively]

Gladiator #2: Why don't you and the whole Thirteenth all line up and suck my...?

[Pullo grabs his spear and goes berserk]

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