Caesar winters his army in Gaul near the Italian border while his enemies in Rome fear that he will do something no Roman General has done: cross the Rubicon with his army. To counter-balance his opponents, Caesar puts his friend Mark Antony up for office as the people's Consul. Vorenus and Pullo accompany Mark Antony and Octavian to Rome. For Pullo, it's an opportunity to get drunk and ravish every woman in sight. He also loses all of his money in a crooked dice game leading to a major brawl. For Vorenus, he will have a reunion with his wife Niobe who he has not seen for 8 years. He's told that the baby he finds in his home is his grandson but Niobe is hiding a secret. In the Senate, there is a move to have Caesar declared a traitor but when Mark Antony tries to return to the Senate to veto their decision, Pullo is attacked by someone he fought the night before. Antony thinks the attack is against him and Pullo kills the man and Caesar declares Pullo a hero. Written by
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When Caesar is listening to the troop-status reports, the officer in charge mentions that some of the soldiers have died from "flux". Flux is a term used to describe dysentery or other diseases causing the loss of fluid by diarrhea or hemorrhage. Dysentery and illness in general was the largest causes of death for soldiers in the field up until the modern era. More soldiers in world-history have died from illnesses in the field than from combat related wounds. See more
Among the things that Pullo claims before Vorenus and Pullo arrive in Rome, is that he will "smoke all the smoke" in the city. This "smoke" can't be tobacco, which is American in origin and therefore unknown in Ancient Rome, but might well be cannabis or opium since both were known to the Romans at this time. See more
[giving Vorenus advice on pleasing women
Oh yes, and right above her cunny, there's a button. Pay attention to that button and she'll go wild.
How do you know this of her?
They ALL have it. Ask anyone.