TV Instructor: [to Rocko] Hey, fatso, let's go! I'm not doing this for my health!
Heffer Wolfe: [seeing the Conglom-O credit card that Rocko got in the mail] Rocko! That's it! The answer to all your problems! Plastic! You can charge now and pay later!
Heffer Wolfe: Wow, look at all the trees.
Heffer Wolfe: [reading a sign] "Welcome to O-Town National Forest."
Rocko: [reading another sign] "Enjoy Nature's Splendor."
[both see the Conglom-O Mall]
Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff?
Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza?
Rocko: I'm feeling the burn!
Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.
Banjo Boy: Here comes one of those silly, exercisin' city boys sneakin' up our river.
Hillbilly: Now we're gonna make ya squeal, piggy!
[picks up a pig and tickles it with a feather]
Rocko: Heffer, we're here to lose weight, not eat!
Heffer Wolfe: The more I eat, the more weight I lose.
Cowboy in rowing machine: Now, we gonna make you squeal, piggy.
[grabs a pig and starts tickling it with a feather, luring the pig to squeal]