- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Caller: Jim, Madame Arcana at the Zodiac Restaurant. If you don't pay that dinner tab, we're gonna repo your birthday.
- Clerk: Can't you read the sign?
- Jim Rockford: Oh yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Clerk: You're not supposed to take notes.
- Jim Rockford: Yeah, I know, I know. But you see, I can't remember all this without taking notes.
- Clerk: But it's not allowed!
- Jim Rockford: Ya I know... you didn't make the rule.
- Clerk: I'm going to call the police.
- Jim Rockford: Well I suppose you have to. Sorry I'm gonna miss 'em. I'm almost through here.