Wonder Woman: Wonder Girl? Huh, Wonder Girl. Let me tell you something about Batman, Ok? He's the same as the rest of these guys around here. They're afraid of women. They're afraid of the almighty uterus. Almighty uterus!
Aquaman: Nobody seems to understand how useful I am, you know? I'm- I'm really capable. I can do lots of stuff, you know? Lots! I can do stuff like, um... like... like, I can... You know, I, uh...
Ryan Seacrest: Welcome to another thrilling edition of Zombie Idol. Last week, America voted in record-shattering numbers. In fact, phone lines were jammed so badly, that major metropolitan areas temporarily lost 911 services. Hundreds died.
Ryan Seacrest: It's time to meet our judges. Give it up for Frankenberry!
Frankenberry: Yeah! Yeah, dawg. Yeah!
Ryan Seacrest: Let's hear it for Booberry!
Booberry: I hope our contestants just have fun and, you know, be themselves, and pretty, pretty space people... and a puppy.
Ryan Seacrest: And last but certainly not least, please welcome Count Chocula.
Count Chocula: Well, I certainly hope tonight's performances are better then last week's ghastly affair.
Ryan Seacrest: Nice outfit. Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?
Count Chocula: I don't know, Ryan. Isn't it gauche to be a complete douchebag on national TV each week?
Ryan Seacrest: Not when you're paid like me.