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"Robot Chicken" That Hurts Me (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Quotes

Doug Goldstein: [after dying and being reincarnated as Dougalot Bear] Holy fucking ass crackers!

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Boy Scout 1: I feel sad.

Boy Scout 2: Yeah, but at least were not gay.

Huggytime Bears: [Enter Huggytime Bears] Maybe we can help!

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[In Hell]

Satan: [torturing people] HA ha ha ha ha ha ha! That will teach ya for voting for Nader! Ha ha ha!

[Hell freezes over]

Satan: Huh? What the hell?

Nerd: [singing] I got laid! I got laid! I got laid! Logging onto messenger, gonna tell the internet! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! L! A! Y! E! D! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID! LAID!

Woman: What can I say? Nerds are hot! Mmmm... Hot.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt: The only thing we have to dear, is fear itself!

Audience member 1: And spiders!

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ...Well yes. And spiders. That goes without saying...

Audience member 2: And snakes!

Franklin D. Roosevelt: Yes... snakes too.

Audience member 3: And don't forget werewolves!

Franklin D. Roosevelt: There is no such thing!

[Everyone starts to argue]

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Franklin D. Roosevelt: Okay! So the only thigns we have to fear are spiders, snakes, WEREWOLVES, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife, AND fear itself!

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Doug Goldstein: [in purgatory] Huh? Where am I?

Buddah: You're in purgatory, Doug. Spin the wheel of reincarnation!

Doug Goldstein: [spots Keira Knightly's underwear on the wheel] Oh boy! I hope I land on Keira Knightly's underwear!

Buddah: [sigh] Everyone wishes for that one.

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Doug Goldstein: [Awakes from the Huggytime Bear nightmare] NO!

Keira Knightly: Oh my gosh, I shot you!

Doug Goldstein: Keira Knightly?

Keira Knightly: Shh... Don't worry about a thing. The paramedics will be here soon.

Doug Goldstein: [chuckles] I was almost your underwear, you know.

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Freddy Krueger: If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy, that would be a dream come true! HAHAHAHA! You get it? HAHAHAHA! A Dream? HAHAHAHA! I kill people in their nightmares, man. That's what I do, it's my thing!

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Pinhead: America did the right thing giving the call to Ghostface... Of course, I would have called my mom...

[starts to cry]

Pinhead: Today's her birthday!... I love you, Mom!

[shows Drew Barrymore at home making Popcorn. The phone starts to ring]

Drew Barrymore: [picks up the phone] Hello?

Ghostface Killer: I see you making popcorn...

Drew Barrymore: Who is this?

Ghostface Killer: I saw the Charlie's Angels sequel, THAT WAS A PIECE OF CRAP!

Drew Barrymore: I'm hanging up!

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Pinhead: Although, I would have called my mum.

[Tears up]

Pinhead: Today's her birthday! Happy birthday, mum!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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