- [Bloopers from "Pokémon"]
- Pikachu: Pikachu! Pika Pika! Pika Pi!
- Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! Squirtle Squirtle!
- Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu! Pika Pika!
- Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! Squirt... What... What the fuck am I saying? No, I mean it! This shit doesn't make sense at all!
- Pikachu: Say your lines, Earl! Or you'll get the gas!
- Squirtle: For the love of Christ, kids! Go read a book or something!
- Optimus Prime: Hi. I'm Optimus Prime. What you've just seen was a dramatization of what you, your friends, and your family go through if you don't get regular prostate exams. Now, we transformers don't have organic internal organs and can't get cancer, but you do... and you can.
- Jazz: So get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys!