Reginald 'Red' Forman: Kitty, my iPod's busted! I'm gonna shove my foot straight up Steve Jobs' ass!
Kitty Forman: Oh, hush Red! I'm blogging!
Reginald 'Red' Forman: In Korea, you could get a good 'blogging' for five American dollars!
Kitty Forman: Oh, honey!
Fez: [phone rings] Kelso!
Michael Kelso: Fez! I just took your picture with my phone! I just sent it to you!
Fez: [checks phone] Oooh... what a sexy photo! It really captures my metrosexuality!
Steven Hyde: Okay... who just text messaged me saying I'm a douche bag?
Michael Kelso: *Burn!*
Luigi: Mario, we're-a losing!
Mario: It's-a time to use-a the blue tortoise shell, no?
Luigi: Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard.
J.J. McClure: Headless Ponch!
Victor Prinzim: Headless Ponch!
J.J. McClure: As the winner, you receive this gift basket, from Omaha steaks!
Victor Prinzim: Awesome! Wonderful!
J.J. McClure: And a fifty dollar gift certificate, from Best Buy!
Victor Prinzim: Best buy! Woof!