Abbot Hugo de Rainault: Have you no respect for the Church, villain?
Robin Hood: Not while you're in it!
Peter de Leon: Oh, and he takes a bath twice a week.
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Whatever for?
Peter de Leon: It's his custom.
Sir Guy of Gisburne: How extraordinary!
Peter de Leon: He is an extraordinary man.
Prince John: God's teeth! I've heard nothing but "Robin Hood" since I came to Nottingham! What is wrong with everyone in this miserable county? Are they all sheep?
Abbot Hugo de Rainault: Where's Gisburne, My Lord?
Prince John: I've had him removed.
Abbot Hugo de Rainault: Removed?
Prince John: Not from this world, Abbot, though I confess I was tempted.
Little John: [about Arthur the rat] I woke up this morning and found him using my beard for bedding. Why can't he use your beard?
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Does the prince like music?
Peter de Leon: Not particularly. He has other diversions, and they will be traveling with him, too.