- Jim Buckley: Pardon me, has Ted McKeever jumped yet?
- Sybil: Yes, he has.
- Jim Buckley: Well, then maybe you could tell me the way to the swimming pool?
- Sybil: Well, the shortcut is through the clubhouse. Just follow the line of casualties.
- Jim Buckley: You're still upright.
- Sybil: I'm one of the walking wounded.
- [three bathing beauties are admiring Larry's physique as he prepares to leap off the high-diving board]
- First Bathing Beauty: I love older men.
- Second Bathing Beauty: Him Tarzan.
- Bathing Beauty Jane: Me Jane.
- [Larry flops inelegantly into the swimming pool]
- First Bathing Beauty: Very funny.
- Second Bathing Beauty: Ha-ha.
- Bathing Beauty Jane: Me still Jane.
- Jim Buckley: Look, Ted, Chuck got a call from Sonora, Mexico. We got a job airlifting supplies into a mining party. It's urgent, it's immediate, and it pays money.
- Ted McKeever: Why didn't you say so?
- Henry Kruger: [fondling the long-range super geiger counter] Tell your party it got smashed. I'll buy it from you. $500, okay? That's a fair price.
- Ted McKeever: It's no sale.
- Henry Kruger: Wait a minute, buddy. In your white suit and pretty black boots you're forgetting something. This ain't the States. You can't make a phone call for the law. The only law out here is what a man makes for himself .
- Ted McKeever: You figurin' on making some?
- Henry Kruger: I'm figurin' on taking that thing away from you.
- Ted McKeever: Take it and you can have it.
- [brawl ensues]
- Ted McKeever, Jim Buckley: [singing to the tune of "Beautiful Dreamer"] Beautiful streamer open for me / Blue sky above me and no canopy / Waited to open, waited too long / Reached for my ripcord, the darn thing was gone!