The Rifleman (TV Series)
Which Way'd They Go? (1963)
Peter Whitney: Nebeneezer Jackman
Quotes
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[first lines]
Deputy : Thanks for the hammer, Neb.
Nebeneezer Jackman : You're mighty welcome, Deputy.
Lucas McCain : We sure are sorry to see you leave, Neb.
Nebeneezer Jackman : You ain't no sorrier than I am, Lucas.
Lucas McCain : We all have to pay taxes. You know that.
Moss Jackman : [reading aloud] According to section 7, paragraph 6 of the territorial tax laws, payment on land taxes is required on or before...
Nebeneezer Jackman : Who's side are you on, Moss?
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Nebeneezer Jackman : Well, son of a gun. Them fellas went and told us they was somebody who they ain't instead of somebody they is.
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Moss Jackman : How come you said we done worked in a peace office afore when you know we never?
Nebeneezer Jackman : Moss, how many times did the sheriff back in North Fork lock us up?
Haslam Jackman : Every time we got drunk.
Nebeneezer Jackman : That's right, Haslam. And how'd we pay off our fine every time?
Bo Jackman : We cleaned up his office for him.
Nebeneezer Jackman : That's right, Bo. Now ain't that workin' in a peace office?
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[last lines]
Lucas McCain : Well, uh, here's to the future of Paradise. Safe future.
Goldie Drain : Champagne for everybody!
[Goldie's win cork hits Haslam between the eyes]
Haslam Jackman : I been shot.
Nebeneezer Jackman : Uhh...
Marcello Ciabini : My bank!
Bo Jackman : Which way'd they go?
