Reno 911! (TV Series)

SARS Outbreak (2005)

Brian Unger: Reading Ron

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• Reading Ron : Hi, Reading Ron here. It's good to see all of you. You might remember we were reading about the adventures of Mr. Cop-a-Feel and Principal McTouchesTooMuch. Well today, we are going to see some cops on the right side of the law.

• Reading Ron : [recording Reading Ron's kids show]  We're rolling right now and when we roll we go on out on streets and we see what people are doing on their yards and on the streets. Some of them are watering their grasses, some people are...

  Deputy Travis Junior : Got a prostitute right here.

  [cuts and Reading Ron explains] 

  Reading Ron : If we see a prostitute, just say "a bucket". "I saw a bucket."

  Deputy Travis Junior : "I saw a bucket."

  [cuts again, but still now recording, and Reading Ron puts his hand on his face for being tired] 

  Deputy Travis Junior : Oh, look, there's a bucket goin' down on the Puerto Rican right there.