[Ren and Stimpy are in a foxhole in the midst of a war]
Stimpy: Uh... R-ren?
Stimpy: I... I gotta go wee-wee!
Ren: Oooooh no you don't! Not in MY foxhole! You go over THERE!
[Ren points to an obvious port-a-potty trap surrounded by enemy soldiers]
[after being sent back to life from Purgatory, Ren heads to a fire with a box of his things]
Stimpy: No, Ren! You can't! You mustn't! Have you taken leave of your senses, man?
Ren: Shhhh. Stay thy tongue, my son. I hereby rid myself of my most valued worldly goods. My collection of... celebrity toupees!
[Ren pulls the toupees out of the box & begins tossing them into the fire]
Ren: William Shallert...
[He tosses it into the fire]
[Into the fire]
Ren: And Bazoo the Clone!
[He tosses a clown wig into the fire, setting it ablaze]