Remington Steele: Fourteen hundred dollars between us and we don't have a quarter to make a phone call.
Laura Holt: Read him his rights.
Bingham 'Bing' Perret: You have the right to remain silent.
Truck Driver: That's it?
Bingham 'Bing' Perret: What do you want, the Magna Carta?
Laura Holt: The man's a spoiled, overgrown brat. He should be spanked!
Remington Steele: Easier said then done.