Starbug is attacked by a Space Corp enforcement probe, for looting from derelict ships. Starbug crash lands on a Gelf moon, where Lister must marry the Gelf leader's daughter in exchange for a oxygen breathing unit. Only to find a Polymorph has gotten on-board Starbug, when Lister refuses to spend his honeymoon with the Gelf Bride. Written by
Did You Know?
Kryten handshaking the Gelf leader was improvised by Robert Llwellyn. See more
on the basis Space Corp external enforcement vehicle's speech software is talking backwards, Dave Lister said "bony butts our move lets", had he been saying it in the correct format, he should have said "butts bony our move lets". See more
Sir, a class-A enforcement probe can easily out-run us.
Kryten, the Eastbourne Zimmer Frame Relay Team can easily out-run us. It's not about speed, it's about wit, brains and cunning.
Mm. I was praying it wouldn't come to that, sir.
Featured in Universe Challenge