Sentenced to 2 years for stealing the confidential reports in 'The Tank' on Floor 13. Lister signs up for the 'Canaries', unaware the 'Canaries' is a convict army and he has also signed up Rimmer, Cat, Kryten and Kochanski. Their first assignment is to investigate a abandoned spaceship on a ocean planet, where they discover Cassandra, a computer that can predict the future. But it spells bad news for Rimmer, when Cassandra predicts that he is going to die. Written by
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This episode premiered in the US before airing in the UK. On March 7, 1999, PBS stations aired the entire eighth series, most of which had not yet aired in the UK. See more
So what happens now? How...
how do I die?
Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun.
[Slowly becomes stunned
Can you just double-check that?
I've seen it. It's what happens in the old laundry room.
So let me repeat what I think you're saying. Arnold, that's me, and Kochanski, that's the woman, the really attractive one you saw earlier; me and her are in bed giving it rizz, when Lister, that's the short dumpy one with the stupid haircut...
Picking Through The Ruins
Written andPerformed by Dominic Glynn
and Martin Smith
Published by Chappell Recorded Music Library See more