Sentenced to 2 years for stealing the confidential reports in 'The Tank' on Floor 13. Lister signs up for the 'Canaries', unaware the 'Canaries' is a convict army and he has also signed up Rimmer, Cat, Kryten and Kochanski. Their first assignment is to investigate a abandoned spaceship on a ocean planet, where they discover Cassandra, a computer that can predict the future. But it spells bad news for Rimmer, when Cassandra predicts that he is going to die. Written by
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This episode premiered in the US before airing in the UK. On March 7, 1999, PBS stations aired the entire eighth series, most of which had not yet aired in the UK. See more
What happened to my life? Career, prospects, friends. I had everything, and I threw it all away. It's a tragedy.
What are you on about? You had none of that stuff.
You're right. I had none of that stuff. I had absolutely nothing and I threw it all away. It's an even bigger tragedy.