Lister wants to go on a date with the hologram of navigation officer Kristine Kochanski, much to Rimmer's disapproval. Lister decides to do a cooking exam so he can outrank Rimmer. But Rimmer has a cunning plan.
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[complaining about why Holly brought Rimmer's hologram back
He's the person you knew best. Over 14 million words in all.
Holly, 7 million of those have been telling him to smeg off and the other 7 million were him putting me on report for telling him to smeg off.