Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident at Confidence Creek (1963)

Barbara Eden: Crystal Simpson

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Quotes 

• Rowdy Yates : Well, well.

  Crystal Simpson : That's right, cowboy, we've already met.

  Rowdy Yates : Wasn't 3,000 head of beeves enough or do you want to pick my pockets too?

• Crystal Simpson : Well, you gonna skin him here, or cut him done?

• Crystal Simpson : It's hi. Did you ever see a snake travel in a straight line?

• Crystal Simpson : Pa always used to say I had quick fingers and a slow conscience.

• Crystal Simpson : Pleasure? Why that lop-eared overgrown bushy-tailed cowboy, what does he think he is?

• Crystal Simpson : That skunk promised me everything but the Moon tied up with pure Texan rainbows if I'd run off with him. Huh, fancy clothes, money, jewellery with real gold in it. Well, maybe I made a mistake. But when you're walking barefoot behind your Daddy's plough wearing a handstitched muslim dress, then words can sound like the end of the rainbow.

• Elwood P. Gilroy : You see, Miss Simpson and I were passing your encampment when misfortune befell one of our horses. We were hoping that maybe we could purchase a replacement from you.

  Rowdy Yates : Yeah, I might.

  Elwood P. Gilroy : Splendid, splendid. Shall we say $10?

  Rowdy Yates : Let's say fifteen and you hitch it up right now.

  Crystal Simpson : NOW? It's the middle of the night!

  Rowdy Yates : It's also the middle of a cattle drive, lady. Now there's a town only two miles south of here. The hotel there is cheap, real cheap.

  Elwood P. Gilroy : As a matter of fact we do have an early engagement which precludes a more lengthy visit. That was $15, you said?

  Crystal Simpson : If you think I'm going tiptoeing through the tulips on the say so of this no good so and so, you're very much mistaken.

  Rowdy Yates : The price goes up a dollar a minute, and I got all night to stand here.